- He is a liberal from Bethesda MD. This right off the bat is not such a bad thing, but he makes a point to tell you he is from Bethesda MD at any given chance he can.
- He moans/wrestles in his bed when he sleeps. This is not rare...it is every night, all night. If I had video footage or sound I would upload it here: I will update later when he goes to sleep.
- He sits in bed an rocks back and forth in place. He rocks back and forth sitting in his chair, in fact no matter where he is or what he is doing he freaking rocks back and forth. Luckily all of our furniture in the apartment makes noise, so no matter where he is or what he is doing, he is annoying me with rocking noises.
- He is a history major. Again right off the bat this is not a bad thing, but he makes a point to tell you it is the best major. He also tells you that he received a 4.0 last semester. On further investigation they were all base level classes and cried to the one professor to bump his grade up from a C to an A. When asking him simple history questions about the world and of the US, he could not answer any of them. He always sets him self up for an interesting conversation.
- The list goes on, but I will leave you with this. The HAIR. It is disgusting, it sheds all over the place, it is unwashed. He claims he washes it, so after confronting him and asking him what shampoo he uses, he failed to produce a bottle of shampoo. This was a disgusting realization.
I tried, I really have, but sometimes things are just not meant to work out...Simon will no longer be attending York College of Pennsylvania and will be attending University of Maryland College park in the fall of 09
